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The drunk guy tries his luck at Ice Fishing

One day, a drunk guy decides to try his luck at ice fishing. 🎣❄️

He stumbles out onto the frozen lake, sets down his gear, and starts making a hole with his ice augur.

As he's working away, he suddenly hears a booming voice from above, “There’s no fish there!” 😳

Startled, he looks around but doesn't see anyone.

Figuring he's just hearing things, he shrugs and wobbles to another spot. Once again, he starts drilling into the ice.

Just as he gets a rhythm going, the booming voice echoes again, “There’s no fish there!” 😱

Now feeling a bit spooked but also stubborn, he stumbles to a third spot.

As he begins to carve another hole, the voice booms louder than ever, “There’s no fish there!” 🤯

Eyes wide, he looks up to the sky nervously.

“God? Is that… you?” he asks, his voice trembling. 🙏

The voice booms,

“No, it’s the Ice Rink manager. Now get out of here, you drunk fool!” 🗣️😂

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