Funny Joke: A pirate walks into a bar with an eye patch, peg leg, and hook for a hand

A pirate walks into a bar with an eye-patch, peg-leg, and hook for a hand.

The bartender notices his leg, “How did you get that peg-leg?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a shark aboard. The shark bit me leg off!”

“Wow,” replies the bartender. “What about that hook?”

“It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a wave swept a killer whale aboard. The whale bit me hand off!”

“Oh,” replies the bartender. “How about the eye?”

The pirate replies, “It were many years ago. I were walkin’ on the deck when a seagull came outta nowhere and pooped in my eye.”

“And that blinded you?” asked the bartender.

The pirate replies,

“Nay, twas me first day with the hook.”