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Funny Joke: A man went to a bar and buys a martini, before drinking it he puts the olive into a jar

A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini.

Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar.

Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing.

After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.

"Well," said a customer, "I've never seen anything as peculiar as that!"

"Yeah," the bartender said, "He used to come in all the time before he got married,"…

"Now he comes in once a week when his wife wants a jar of olives."

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