A young maid from Mexico worked in California…
Maria was a 19-year-old maid from Mexico who worked for a wealthy couple in California. 🇲🇽🏡
She wasn’t well paid, so one day she asked her boss for a raise. 💵
Her boss was annoyed and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” 😡
Maria replied, “Well señora, there are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.” 👗
The wife asked, “Who said you iron better than me?” 😠
Maria answered, “Your husband said so.” 💁♂️
The wife responded, “Oh.” 😒
Maria continued, “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” 🍳
The wife retorted, “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” 😤
Maria replied, “Your husband did.” 🤷♀️
The wife sighed, “Oh.” 😞
Maria then said, “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.” 😏
The wife, now furious, asked, “Did my husband say that as well?” 😡
Maria calmly replied, “No señora, the gardener did.” 🌿
The wife paused and then asked, “So… how much do you want?” 😲