Funny Joke: A man gets injured whilst playing Golf with his Wife – mistakes were made

~~~ Funny Joke ~~~ Bernie visits the emergency room with a broken arm and a large bump on his forehead.

The doctor asks him what happened.

“Well it was like this,” said Jack. “I was having a quiet game of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.”

“We went to look for it, and while I was searching around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear-end.”

“I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball; stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum.”

“That’s when I made my mistake.”

“I see,” said the doctor. “So, what happened next?”

“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,”…

“Hey, this looks just like yours!”