I crashed my golf cart, and a gorgeous woman invited me inside…
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. 🚗
A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, called out, "Are you okay?" 🏌️♀️🏡
I replied, "I'm okay, thanks," as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. 😅
She offered, "Why don’t you come up to my villa, rest for a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later." 💁♀️
I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. 😳👗
I answered, "That’s mighty nice of you, but I don’t think my wife would like it." 💍
She insisted, "Oh, come on now." 😏
She was so pretty and very, very persuasive. I was weak… 😅
I finally agreed, "Well, okay, however, I’m sure my wife won’t like it." 🤦♂️
After a couple of beers, I said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now." 🍻
She said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open, "Don’t be silly! Stay for a while, she won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?" 😈
I replied, "Still under the cart, I suppose." 😬