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Funny Joke: The Doctor was astonished and thought Don must be one heck of an outdoors man

During a recent physical examination, Don’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level.

He described a typical day.

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk for about 5 miles through some pretty rough terrain."

"I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles."

"I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I narrowly avoided standing on a snake."

"I climbed several rocky hills. I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some big trees."

"The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end, I drank eight beers."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoors man!"

"No," Don replied,…

"I’m just a really bad golfer."

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