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Funny Joke: Two blondes went away on an adventure activity weekend in the country and they got lost

Two blondes went away on an adventure activity weekend in the country.

The archery and rifle events ran smoothly, but during the hunting expedition the pair became hopelessly lost.

They were unable to get a signal on their cell phones, and all their cries for help remained unanswered.

So they sat down forlornly and discussed what to do next.

Then, eyeing the weaponry, one said, ‘Didn’t the guide say that we should shoot into the air to summon help if we got lost?’

‘You’re right,’ said the other blonde, and she grabbed the bag containing the weapons.

But after another two and a half hours and ten shots, still no one came.

‘Do you think anyone will find us?’ asked the first blonde dejectedly.

‘I hope so,’ said the other…

‘We’re almost out of arrows.’

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