A lawyer, sitting next to a blonde on a long flight…

👩‍⚖️ A lawyer, sitting next to a blonde 👱‍♀️ on a long flight, was pestering her to play a game.

🗣️ "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa."

The blonde politely declined and tried to get some sleep. 😴

The lawyer made another offer: "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $1000." The blonde agreed. 💵

The lawyer asked the first question. 🧐 "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde silently reached into her purse, pulled out a five-dollar bill, and handed it to the lawyer. 💰 Then she asked the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" 🧳 And went back to sleep. 😴

The lawyer did research on his iPhone, called his buddies, etc., all to no avail. After over an hour, he gave up. 😓 He woke the blonde up and handed her $1000 🤑 and asked, "Well, so what is the answer?"

Again, without a word, the blonde reached into her purse, handed the lawyer $5, 💵 and went back to sleep. 😴