A blonde goes into a Dr's office…

A blonde goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You don’t dye your hair, do you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

“I thought so," quipped the Doctor."…

"Your finger is broken."