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Funny Joke: When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying

When I went to the park today, I saw an old lady sitting on a park bench crying.

I asked her what was wrong.

She replied, "I have a hunky 22 year old husband at home. He rubs my back every morning, and then gets up and makes me pancakes, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I asked, "Well then, why are you crying?"

She says, "He makes my favourite lunch of soup and brownies, and then watches TV with me for the rest of the afternoon."

Confused, I ask again, "Then why are you crying?"

She goes on saying, "For dinner, he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and we go to sleep together."

Finally, I ask, "Then why in the world are you crying?"

She replies tearfully,

"I don't remember where I live!"

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