A sperm bank was built near a little old man.

A new sperm bank was built across the street from a little old man. 🏦👴

He thought to himself, "I never had kids, I’d like to leave my mark on the world." 🌍✨

He shuffled across the street and told the receptionist that he would like to make a donation. 🧓➡️🏦

She gave him a jar with a lid and showed him to a room. 🏺🚪

After an hour, he shuffled back to the desk. 🕒➡️💁

He said, "I’m sorry, I just couldn’t do it. I used my right hand, my left hand, even banged it on the toilet seat,"…

"But I still couldn’t get that lid off that jar!" 🤦‍♂️😂🖐️🚽