Animal Jokes
Funny animal jokes starring dogs, parrots, horses, frogs and the odd talking moose.
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- The guide dog leads the blind man into the thick of the traffic? Read The Funny Joke ? One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street when they come to a busy intersection.
- The guy sees a sign that says, "Talking Dog For Sale"A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: Talking Dog For Sale.
- The smug young man made a bet with the farmer and the end result is hilarious!When suddenly, a shiny red BMW appears. The driver is a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes and Polarized sunglasses.
- There was a guy on a plane trying to get a whisky, but the stewardess was ignoring himThere was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.
- There was once this guy on a plane who really wanted a whiskeyThere was this guy on a plane trying to order a whisky.
- Three Bulls on a Texas Ranch don’t wanna share their cows with the new Bull – Until…Three bulls on a ranch in Texas over-heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
- Two race horses were sitting at a bar having a few beersTwo race horses were sitting at a bar having a few beers when one turns to the other and says,
- Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting tripTwo rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.
- The mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law, unfortunately killing her instantlyA newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
- Hilarious joke about two men walking their dogsTwo friends are walking their dogs, a Dalmatian and a Chihuahua…
- Susan’s Washing Machine Breaks Down So She Calls a RepairmanSusan’s Washing Machine Breaks Down So She Calls a Repairman.
- How to feed your cat and dog a pillHow To Feed Your Cat A Pill:
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- Three bulls overheard the Rancher was getting another bull to service their cowsThree bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion am…
- The firefighter admired the little girls Rig – her explanation is hilarious!A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders …
- A man enters a petshop and see's a very expensive parrotHe spots a parrot with a higher than normal price tag.
- Mr Trunks The Incredible ElephantTwo old friends meet at the supermarket and one says,
- Oh what a conundrum!If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
- She bent over naked and was taken from behind…Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet. 🐶🏥
- She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 years…An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food. 🥖🥛🥜🐱
- So the Bears were looking for a new quarterbackSo the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.
- The baby camel asks his dadA baby camel asks his father, “Dad, why do we have a hump on our back?”
- The cow stopped giving milk…The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
- The farm hand wins a bet by whispering something naughtyA man in a small town goes to a bar with his horse 🐴. He tells everyone in the bar that nobody can make his horse laugh 😂. The bet is on, …
- The German Tourist Saved My DogA German tourist jumped into a freezing river to save my dog.
- The Hilarious Cowboy Secret to Chapped Lips!Two rugged cowboys were out on a long trail, braving the harsh winter chill. Despite the freezing temperatures, they trudged on.
- The king and queen went fishing, but then this happened…The King wanted to go fishing.
- The lady had two parrots with vulgar mouths…A lady goes to her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing."
- The man makes the old cowboy a betA guy strolls up to an old cowboy by the corral and boasts, "You see that horse yonder? I bet you fifty bucks I can get him to chuckle."
- The Monkey & Lizard sitting in a tree JokeA monkey is chilling in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard strolls by.
- The Old Farmer unzipped his fly and exposed it…𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! – The Old Farmer unzipped his fly and exposed it during the movie at the cinema… 😅 | 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝘼𝙙…
- The rancher was planning to introduce another bull onto the ranchThree bulls heard through the grapevine that the rancher was planning to introduce another bull onto the ranch, sparking a debate among them…
- The Wife notices the man pulls his thing out in the TheaterSo there's this guy, and his best friend in the world is his pet duck. 🦆 They’re inseparable—everywhere he goes, the duck goes too. One day…
- The Woman’s Husband had a propensity for eating Dog food – The punchline with make you laugh!A married lady goes to her doctor for her annual checkup and everything is good.
- Two men were out hiking and discover a bottomless hole…Two friends, John and Dave, were hiking in the mountains when they stumbled upon a deep hole.
- When a Dwarf Buys a Horse: Hilarious Stud Farm Shenanigans!A dwarf with a lisp walks into a stud farm and says, "I'd like to buy a horth."