She was feeding her husband cat food for 50 yearsβ¦
An elderly woman arrives at the supermarket checkout line with bread, milk, peanut butter, and 21 cans of cat food. π₯π₯π₯π±
The cashier says, "Got a lot of cats at home?" smiling.
The woman replies, "Cats? Oh no dear! I'm allergic. These are for my husband. It's all he will eat." π³
The cashier, shocked, says, "You feed him ONLY cat food? He'll die!" π±
The woman snaps back, "I've been feeding him cat food for 50 years and he's absolutely fine, thank you very much! Mind your own business!" π€
A week later, the same elderly woman approaches the same cashier with bread, milk, peanut butter, but no cat food.
The cashier asks, "No cat food this week?" π€
The woman replies, "No! My husband's dead." π’
The cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I told you eating nothing but cat food would kill him." π
The woman, smirking, says, "For your information, it wasn't the cat food,"β¦
"He was licking his balls and fell off the roof." π¬π