His boss suggests something naughty to recover from his illness…

On a gloomy Monday morning, a fellow rings up his boss and tells him, "I'm terribly sorry, boss, but I'm down with something awful. I fear I'll need to take the entire week off to recover."

The boss replies, "We're swamped this week, I really need you on board. Whenever I'm under the weather, I find that doing my wife from behind works wonders. Perhaps you should give it a try."

That afternoon, the employee calls back, sounding upbeat and re-energized, "Boss, your advice was a lifesaver! I'm feeling top-notch now. I'll be at my desk tomorrow morning at 9:00AM sharp."

Delighted, the boss says, "That's fantastic news! I’ll see you then."

The employee adds, "Oh, and boss, just so you know, your bedroom decor is absolutely stunning!"