An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman go to prison…

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sentenced to 10 years in prison. 🏰 Before they each go into their cells, they are granted one wish to help them through it.

The Englishman says, "I’d like people to come visit me sometimes to keep me company." 👥

The prison officer replies, "No problem." 👍

The Scotsman says, "I’d like a dog to visit me sometimes to keep me company." 🐕

The prison officer nods, "OK." 👍

The Irishman grins and says, "I want 100 packs of cigarettes." 🚬

The prison officer shrugs, "Sure." 👍

A year later, after a break, the same prison officer returns to check on the men. 🕰️

The Englishman is doing alright and says, "Thanks for the company, it really helped." 🙌

The Scotsman is also fine and says, "Thanks for letting the dog visit, it kept me sane." 🐶

The Irishman looks frustrated and asks, "Have you got a light?" 🔥