Old Age Jokes
Jokes about grandma, grandpa, retirement and getting older (and wiser, mostly).
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- Old man gets his young bride pregnantAn 87 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got…
- Old man in bar propositioned by a young womanA 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl…
- A young woman and an old man get marriedA 90 year-old man marries a beautiful 25 year-old woman. They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy. After a day of…
- For Old Times SakeThe husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the…
- One day, an elderly couple invites their grandson over for lunch…One day, an elderly couple 👵👴 invites their grandson 👦 over for lunch. Grandma, being the amazing cook she is, prepares an absolutely…
- The Story Of Naughty Old HaroldHarold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and…
- The cop watches the old couple have amazing sex and is stunned…The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty years ago? We went behind the…
- The funny story of how men ageTwo guys grow up together and are best of friends. But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet…
- The husband took her then and there on the table…An elderly wife from Texas had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive. The doctor…
- The lady hikes up her dress, the man ditches his trousers, bends his wife over…A nostalgic senior couple decided to retrace their steps to where their love story began more than five decades ago. Over coffee, the old…
- The old man went to buy a gun, but never expected this to happenYesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for…
- The Wild Tale of the Bodybuilder and the Grandma!A bodybuilder was admiring his muscular physique in the mirror when he noticed he was suntanned everywhere except his penis. 🤔💪 So, he…
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- The old lady goes to buy condomsA 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her…
- This woman offers him a "threesome" that he simply couldn't refuseI met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a lady who must have been in her 60s. In fact, she wasn’t bad at all!…
- Three old ladies and the flasherThree old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man…
- Three old men reminiscing in a nursing homeThree old men reminiscing in a nursing home complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give…
- Two Old Ladies Were Having A Smoke – Then It Started To RainTwo older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke. Suddenly, it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut…
- Two Women Smoking, And One Has A Brilliant TrickTwo old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off…
- Youngster mocks 71 year old man – but his genius reply is goldA 71-year-old man made the trip back to his old college to take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life. As…