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Funny Joke: A lawyer for a wealthy art collector called him, "I have some good news and some bad"

A lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Pierre, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today. She informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million."

"And I think she could be right."

Pierre replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day."

"Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied,

"The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

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