Dave described his sunday activities to the Doctor…

During a recent physical examination, Dave’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. 🩺

So Dave described his typical Sunday activity.

“Well, Sunday morning, I took a five-hour walk for about 5 miles through some pretty rough terrain.” 🚶‍♂️🏞️

“I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.” 🌊🌿

“I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I narrowly avoided standing on a snake.” 🐍😳

“I climbed several rocky hills. I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some big trees.” 🌲😅

“The mental stress of it all left me shattered.” 🥴🧠

“At the end, I drank eight beers.” 🍻

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!” 🌟🏞️

“No,” Dave replied,…

“I’m just learning to play golf.” 😂🏌️‍♂️