Funny Jokes

A collection of funny jokes of the day to make you LOL! – Funny Long Jokes with humorous punch lines.

Bad Joke Of The Day - There was a boy that had a question about God

A boy has a question about God

The state trooper makes a man's wish come true

The State Trooper makes a man’s wish come true

Greedy priest hypnotizes his congregation for money – but he wasn’t ready for the terrible consequence

Greedy priest hypnotizes his congregation for money – but he wasn’t ready for the terrible consequence

Wife is impressed by her husband’s mysterious knowledge – but then he reveals his priceless secret

Wife is impressed by her husband’s mysterious knowledge – but then he reveals his priceless secret

Married couple is pulled over by the police – but the husband wasn’t ready for his honest wife’s revelation

Married couple is pulled over by the police – but the husband wasn’t ready for his honest wife’s revelation

Funny Joke - Little Johnnys report card

Little Johnny’s mother had been noticing that his math grades had been steadily declining

Old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper - funny clean joke

Old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper

Funny Clean Joke - These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven

These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven

Man looks for a mysterious golden toilet - funny joke about getting drunk

Man looks for a mysterious golden toilet

Joke - The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push

83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious

83-year-old reports a break-in in progress but the police won’t show up – his solution is ingenious

Wife complains about her naked body – but her husband instantly regrets what he says next

Wife complains about her naked body – but her husband instantly regrets what he says next