A man was heading home from work.
Unfortunately the bus got cancelled, so he had to call a cab.
While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection.
The man carefully tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”
The driver screamed, “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.
For a full 3 seconds everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver…
… For the last 25 years I’ve been driving a hearse!”