Things can quickly turn complicated if two people from the same family start relationships with two people from another family.
This story is a hilarious example of just that.
An Alabaman went to see a psychiatrist because of his drinking problem.Ā He sat down on the couch in his office, and the psychiatrist asked him, āSo, can you tell me the reason why youāre drinking?ā
The patient took a deep breath and said, āSure, I know exactly why Iām drinking, and Iāll tell you right now.Ā It all started when I got married, and I guess I should never have done it.Ā I met and married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.ā
The man went on, āOne day, my dad came to visit us.Ā He promptly fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter and eventually married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother.Ā Soon, me and my wife had a son who was, of course, my dadās brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my dadās wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my dad, she was also my stepmother!Ā Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.Ā As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmotherās mother.Ā Donāt forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.
It gets better: I am now my wifeās grandson.Ā Since Iām married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wifeās grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather.ā
The psychiatrist looked horrified, took a deep breath and said,
āNow I understand why you drink.Ā By all means, keep it up!ā
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