A mother was cleaning her ten year old son's bedroom one day... ... when she found an adult bondage magazine under his mattress. She was mortified. She put the dirty magazine back under the mattress, thinking that she would show her husband when he got home from work. A few hours later when he got home, she led him to their son's bedroom, pulled out the magazine, and showed it to him. He opened the magazine, slowly flicked through the pages - his eyes wide. He handed the magazine back to her without a word. So she asked him, "What the heck should we do?" The dad paused, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm no expert, but I don't think you should spank him!"