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The man is racked with guilt and confesses to his neighbor

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A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

 

“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:”

 

“I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. It’s been so incredible and fun, I’ve not been able to stop myself. Sometimes it goes on for hours and hours.”

 

“I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”

 

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

 

Moments later the guy gets a second text:

 

“Bloomin’ auto-correct, it’ll be the death of me! I meant to say ‘wifi'”

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