A woman’s closet door was making a terrible sound whenever a bus was crossing the street outside
So she called a carpenter to check it out.
The carpenter comes to see what’s the problem but sees nothing.
Right then a bus was crossing the street and a loud creaking sound was heard.
He couldn’t believe it.
So he told her that he’ll be waiting inside the closet to see what is making this noise.
After a few minutes the husband comes home, opens the closet and see’s a man inside.
He looks at his wife with disgust and back at the man and asks, “What the hell are you doing in my closet?”
The carpenter then said,
“Would you believe me if I told you I am waiting for the bus?”