The Awkward Bathroom Encounter

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle,

 

“Hi! How are you?”

 

Now, I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

 

“Doin’ just fine!”

 

And the other person says,

 

“So what are you up to?”

 

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre, so I say,

 

“Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”

 

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question,

 

“I’m dying to see you, can I come over? We can just sit around and chill.”

 

Ok, this question is just waaay too weird and creepy for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation, and take the bolt.

 

I say, “No… I’m a little busy right now!!”

 

Then I hear the person say,

 

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!”