The Drunk Man Who Thinks He Is Jesus

A Drunk Man Stumbles Out of A Bar…

 

…and sees two priests walking across the street.

 

He staggers towards the two priests and stops in front of them.

 

He turns to the first priest and proudly says, “I’m Jesus Christ!”

 

The first priest shakes his head and replies, “No, son, you’re not.”

 

He then turns to the second priest and says again, “I’m Jesus Christ!”

 

Again, the second priest replies, “No, son, you’re not.”

 

The drunk man finally says, “Follow me, I’ll prove it to you!”

 

Curious, the two priests follow behind him as he walks back into the bar.

 

Immediately upon entering, the bartender takes one look at the man and says,

 

“Jesus Christ, you’re here again?!”