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A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night

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A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night.


While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said:

“Jesus is watching you!”


Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.


Angry, the burglar says:

“So you are the little shit that almost made me shit my pants? Oh you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!”


The parrot then says:

“Saint Peter is watching you.”


Intrigued, the burglar says:

“I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of these religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?”


The parrot replies:

“My name is Judas.”


The burglar burts out laughting and asks:

“What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”


The parrot promptly responds:

“The same stupid jerk that named Jesus and Saint Peter the two Pit Bulls behind you.”

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