A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night

A burglar invades a house in the middle of the night.

 

While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said:

“Jesus is watching you!”

 

Surprised, the burglar points his flashlight at the direction of the sound, only to discover that the sound was made by a parrot.

 

Angry, the burglar says:

“So you are the little shit that almost made me shit my pants? Oh you winged rat, I should stew you in boiling water for that!”

 

The parrot then says:

“Saint Peter is watching you.”

 

Intrigued, the burglar says:

“I’ve lost my faith a long time ago, I don’t believe in any of these religious nonsense. What is your name, little bird?”

 

The parrot replies:

“My name is Judas.”

 

The burglar burts out laughting and asks:

“What kind of stupid jerk would name a parrot Judas?”

 

The parrot promptly responds:

“The same stupid jerk that named Jesus and Saint Peter the two Pit Bulls behind you.”