M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven – mistakes were made

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M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven.

 

When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, she gets worried and calls up heaven.

 

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says, “Virgin Mary speaking.”

 

M asks her if Bond has reached there yet.

 

She replies that he hasn’t.

 

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.

 

“Virgin Mary speaking,” comes the response.

 

“Is James there yet?” asks M.

 

Again the answer is no.

 

M is really worried by this time but she waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

 

“Hello, Mary speaking!”