M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven.
When M doesn’t hear from Bond for over a day, she gets worried and calls up heaven.
The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says, “Virgin Mary speaking.”
M asks her if Bond has reached there yet.
She replies that he hasn’t.
M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again.
“Virgin Mary speaking,” comes the response.
“Is James there yet?” asks M.
Again the answer is no.
M is really worried by this time, but she waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.
And she hears the response,
“Hello, Mary speaking!”