An old man and a young man bump into each other at the grocery store.
They each say excuse me and the young man says, “I’m sorry I bumped into you, it’s just that I’m looking for my wife. I lost her somewhere in another aisle.”
The old man says, “I am also looking for my wife. Let’s help each other. Tell me what does your wife look like?”
The young man replies, “She’s a buxom blonde, 25 years old, has long legs and is wearing a short skirt. Now tell me what does your wife look like?”
The old man replies, “Who? Oh, right. Never-mind that, let’s go look for your wife!”