One day, during lessons on proper grammar,…
The teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice.
First, he called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.’
‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher.
He then called on little Michael.
‘My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.’
‘Excellent, Michael!’, he said
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Johnny.
“Last night at the dinner table the election results finally came out and my dad said,
‘Beautiful, just f*ckin’ beautiful!'”
