Jokes Of The Day
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
An undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”
The man thought about it for a while and then told him, “I see. Well, you’d better ship her home then.”
The undertaker asked “Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?”
The man said, “A man died 2,000 years ago. He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead…
… I just can’t take that chance!”
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