A husband and wife needed to use “a code” to indicate they wanted to have sex..

A husband and wife decided they needed to use “a code” to indicate they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

They decided on the word “typewriter.” 🖨️✉️

One day the husband told his five-year-old daughter, 👧

“Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.” ✍️

The child told her mom what her dad said, and her mother responded, 👩‍👧

“Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there’s a red ribbon in the typewriter.” 🎀

The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. 🧒

A few days later, the mom told the daughter, “Tell daddy that he can type that letter now.” 💌

The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, 👧🔄👩

“Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.” 📝😅