A sheep is made king of the animals for a month.
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A sheep is made king of the animals for a month. ππ
He calls the wolf over, and the wolf bows obediently before his throne.
The sheep hits him over the head with his scepter and shouts, βYouβre not wearing a helmet!β πΊπ₯
The wolf runs off clutching his head.
The next day, the wolf is called in front of the sheep again.
Once again, the sheep hits him on the head and shouts, βYouβre not wearing a helmet!β
This goes on for a week, before one of the sheepβs advisors says, βMy lord, you canβt keep hitting him over the head for the same reason every day! You have to come up with something else.β π€
The sheep ponders, βWhat do you suggest?β
The advisor responds, βAsk him to go to the shop and get you some cigarettes. If he gets you filtered cigarettes, say you wanted filterless. If he gets you filterless cigarettes, say you wanted filtered!β π¬
βGenius!β the king responds, and they go to bed for the night. π
The next morning, the sheep calls the wolf to the throne, who cautiously approaches.
βTake this money,β the sheep says, "and get me some cigarettes.β π°
The wolf is ecstatic and runs off to get the cigarettes.
He returns, saying, βMy lord! I didnβt know if you wanted filtered or filterless, so I got you both.β
The sheep hits the wolf over the head, shouting,
βYouβre not wearing a helmet!β π