Funny Joke: I took my son out to the local bar

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While reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together…

… I realized, after all this time, that I had never taken my son out for a drink.

So off we went to our local bar, which was only two blocks from the house.

I got him a Guinness.

He didn’t like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Killian’s.

He didn’t like that either, so I drank it.

Losing hope, I ordered him a Harp Lager.

Nope, he didn’t like that neither.

I drank it.

I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson’s.

Nope, no cigar!

In desperation, I had him try that 25 year old Glenfiddich — The bar’s finest scotch.

He wouldn’t even smell it.

What could I do but drink it?

By the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink,…

I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!

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