Funny Bar Joke: A man rushes into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a pint of lager!"

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A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!”

No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down.

As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man is knocking them back, one after the other.

The bartender says, “Are you okay buddy? What’s brought this on?”

The man replies, “Man, I should NOT be drinking all this with what I’ve got.”

“Holy smokes,” replies the bartender, “what have you got?!”

The man replies,

“About five bucks.”

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