The Drunk Gets Baptized

The Drunk looking for Jesus – Funny Joke Of The Day

Baptism Funny Cartoon

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

 

He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, โ€œAre you ready to find Jesus?โ€

 

The drunk shouts, โ€œYes, I am!โ€

 

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, โ€œBrother, have you found Jesus?โ€

 

The drunk replies, โ€œNo, I havenโ€™t found Jesus.โ€

 

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, โ€œHave you found Jesus, brother?โ€

 

The drunk answers, โ€œNo, I havenโ€™t found Jesus!โ€

 

By this time, the preacher is at his witโ€™s end and dunks the drunk again โ€“ but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.

 

The preacher again asks the drunk, โ€œFor the love of God, have you found Jesus?!โ€

 

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, โ€œAre you sure this is where he fell in?โ€

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