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The priest was shocked when the dying man said this

A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond.

 

Whispering firmly to the dying man, the priest said,

 

“Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!”

 

The dying man said nothing.

 

The priest repeated his order.

 

Still the dying man said nothing.

 

The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?”

 

The dying man said, “Until I know where I’m heading, I don’t think I ought to aggravate anybody.”

One day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifle

One day a man walked into a sporting goods store looking to buy a rifle

It’s all natural