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Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. 🛫
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South. 🌴👒
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.” 🏰
The lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?” 😊
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.” 🚗
Again, the lady from the South commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?” 😊
The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.” 💎
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, “Well, isn’t that precious?” 😊
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?” 🤔
“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Southern lady. 🎓
“Charm school?” the first woman cried, “Oh, my God! What on earth for?” 😲
The Southern lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying ‘Who gives a fuck?’ I learned to say…” 💁♀️
“Well, isn’t that precious.” 😏
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