Funny Joke: A blonde was reading a Vanity magazine

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A blonde was reading a Vanity magazine about how baths in milk would make her beautiful.

So the next day, she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.

He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk, but did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “Nope, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look even more young and beautiful!”

The milkman enquired, “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blonde said,

“Oh no, just up to my shoulders is fine.”

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