Funny (blonde) Joke: An old blind cowboy goes into a bar

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An old blind cowboy goes into a bar.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,…

“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things,”…

“The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.”

“The bouncer is a blonde man with a ‘Billy-Club’.”

“I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.”

“The man sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.”

“The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”

“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy,”…

“Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

“Not a chance,”…

“I’m not going to waste my morning explaining it over and over.”

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