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A woman was lying in hospital, giving birth. After twenty-five minutes of pushing, panting and sweating, the baby’s head finally popped out.
The baby took one look at the doctor and asked, ‘Are you my daddy?’
‘No, I’m not,’ replied the startled doctor – and the baby popped back into the womb.
The obstetrician was immediately summoned to the ward.
As soon as he arrived, the baby’s head popped out again.
‘Are you my daddy?’ asked the baby.
‘No, I’m not,’ said the obstetrician.
The obstetrician decided to fetch the boy’s father who had been waiting outside.
‘The baby seems reluctant to come out,’ said the medic. ‘He keeps asking for his father, so would you come into the delivery room?’
The father entered the delivery room and the baby’s head popped out again.
‘Are you my daddy?’ asked the baby.
The father knelt down and answered proudly, ‘Yes, son, I’m your father.’
At this, the baby started tapping his index finger forcibly and repeatedly on the father’s forehead and said,…
‘That’s pretty damned annoying, isn’t it?’
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