Funny Joke: Three old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think of

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Three old friends are in a pub discussing the fastest things they can think of.

Bill says, “It’s definitely sound! As soon as I say something it takes no time at all for you to hear me, even if you are across the room.”

John says, “Dont be a fool Bill, light is the fastest thing in the universe!”

“Didn’t you study anything in school?”

“Light is pure energy, nothing travels faster than that.”

Remembering some old physics lesson, Bill nods in agreement.

All the while, Dave is listening along quietly.

“Both of you are clearly wrong,” Dave muses.

“Shit is easily the fastest thing.”

The other two look at Dave, then each other in disbelief.

Dave continues, “The other night I tried making seafood curry at home for my wife and I as a special treat.”

“Something must’ve been off, as when I went to bed, my stomach was rumbling.”

“I woke up in the middle of the night feeling terrible.”

“Uh,” John queries, “What’s this got to do with what we were talking about?”

Dave explains,

“Well, I woke up at 4am feeling funny, and before I could turn on the light and tell my wife what was happening,”…

“I shit the bed.”

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