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A wife goes to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband is missing.
The policeman asks for a description.
She says, “He’s thirty-five years old, six foot four, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protests, “Your husband is five foot four, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replies, “Hush, if you describe him well they might actually find him!”
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A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you.”
The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?”
The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine.”
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