Funny Joke: A Kung Fu student asks his teacher why he is always defeated

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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher,

“Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.”

And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers,…

β€œMy dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?”

β€œYes, my master, I have.”

β€œAnd a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?”

β€œYes, my master, I have witnessed it.”

β€œAnd the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?”

β€œYes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon.”

β€œTherein lies the problem,” the master said.

β€œYou keep watching all that crap instead of training.”

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