Funny (dirty) Joke: Little Johnny overheard his dad was pulling out

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Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off!”

“There won’t be a $200 bike this year.”

Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.

His father asks him why he’s leaving.

Little Johnny says,

β€œEarly this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out,”…

“Then Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too,”…

He continues,

“Like heck I’m staying here alone with an $80,000 mortgage!”

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