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75 Hilarious Short Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

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What's the best thing about Switzerland

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I invented a word!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road

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Short jokes - how many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Math joke

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Knock! Knock! Who's there?

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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A woman in labour suddenly shouted

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A bear walks into a bar

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Short jokes - Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

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Where are average things manufactured?

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How do you drown a hipster?

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

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What does a nosy pepper do?

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Short Jokes - pirates

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Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

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Doctor joke

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

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Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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Why should the number 288 never be mentioned

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Tin Man joke

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Bald man joke

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Short jokes - What rhymes with orange

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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How do you make a tissue dance?

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

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Pony joke

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What did one hat say to the other?

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Magic dog joke

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Shark joke

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot?

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Dinosaur joke

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Short jokes - And then it dawned on me

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Pirate joke

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Frog joke

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Buffalo joke

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What is an astronaut's favourite part on a computer?

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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

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Grammar joke

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

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Scrabble joke

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Marriage joke

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Calendar joke

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Short jokes - Time flies like an arrow

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Poetry joke

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Batman joke

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

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Basketball joke

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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

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Why did the M&M go to school?

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

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Short jokes - What did the cop say to his belly button?

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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday

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Root beer joke

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Why aren't koalas actual bears?

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Rest in peace to boiling water

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Animal joke

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

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How do you throw a space party?

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Numbers joke

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Baseball joke

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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Math jokes

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Why can't male ants sink?

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