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Three bulls heard through the grapevine that the rancher was planning to introduce another bull onto the ranch, sparking a debate among them.
The first bull declares, “Gentlemen, it’s been a good 5 years here. We’ve sorted out our arrangements, agreed on which 100 cows are mine.”
“As for this newcomer, I don’t know where he’s getting his cows, but he’s not getting any of mine.”
The second bull chimes in, “I echo that sentiment. I’ve put in 3 years of hard work and earned my share of the 50 cows we’ve allocated to me.”
“I’ll stand my ground and defend what’s rightfully mine. He’s not getting a single one.”
The third bull adds, “Well, I’m the rookie here, only a year in, and you guys have only entrusted me with 10 cows.”
“I might not be as seasoned as you two, but I’m young and full of vigor. I’m holding onto every last one of my cows.”
As they finish their discussion, an eighteen-wheeler rolls up into the pasture, carrying just one passenger: The largest bull any of them had ever laid eyes on! At 4700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp to its limits.
The first bull sighs, “You know, maybe it’s time I reconsidered. It’s been a while since I felt like I was giving my cows the attention they deserve.”
“I suppose I can spare a few for our new companion.”
The second bull nods, “I’ll stick to my end of the pasture. No need to stir up trouble.”
They turn to the youngest bull, finding him pawing the ground, horns ready, and snorting with determination.
The first bull advises, “Son, let’s be reasonable. Offer him some of your cows and avoid confrontation.”
The third bull retorts, “Well, he can have all my cows,…”
“I’m just praying he knows I’m a bull!”
