Wife refuses to give her maid a pay raise – but then she reveals a secret

Maid wants a payrise joke

Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple.

 

She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.

 

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

 

Maria: “Well señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase… The first is that I iron better than you.”

 

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

 

Maria: “Your husband said so.”

 

Wife: “Oh.”

 

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”

 

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

 

Maria: “Your husband did.”

 

Wife: “Oh.”

 

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”

 

Wife (really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”

 

Maria: “No señora, the gardener did.”

 

Wife: “So… how much do you want?”

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