Wife and husband talk about life if she died

A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”

 

“After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

 

“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”

 

“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I guess so.”

 

“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”

 

“Well, the bed is brand-new. It’s going to last a long time. I guess she would.”

 

“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”

 

“Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed.”